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"You write shitty poetry that
makes me feel nothing, but maybe
that’s just because none of it
is about me.

That’s all I wanted to say.
Sorry. You don’t deserve this,
but I want to be spiteful and
you’re my favorite person
to bring back from the dead.

So now that you’re here,
I’ll take my mouth and bury it
next to yours, pretend that
there wasn’t already
dirt in my teeth from the
last time I did this.

I don’t know what lonely is,
but it tastes like you.
"

"I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me."

- Marc Maron (via goofballery)

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

"It’s 1 am and let me tell you what a perfect hour it is to miss you so much it physically hurts my chest."

- Mitch Welling, Flatsound - via prisonofself (via silentious)

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
bambisociety:

crestial:

declass:

This is amazing

quak quak

wowzasss

bambisociety:

crestial:

declass:

This is amazing

quak quak

wowzasss

teagangiffin:

life is short and weird and it’s important to tell people how you really feel about them

oxbloodd:

still the most beautiful song I’ve heard.