- 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.
did you fall from heaven bc so did satan
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with
I have a deep respect and appreciation for freshly brewed strong coffee
"One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life."
"I’m still hoping it’s you and me in the end."
"You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one."
Le Soir (detail) by Gabriel Ferrier (1847-1914)
oil on canvas, 1911