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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

formed:

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

amen

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

Thank u

gorillamunchies:

I have a deep respect and appreciation for freshly brewed strong coffee

"One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life."

- Unknown (via suspend)

"I’m still hoping it’s you and me in the end."

- 10-Word Story  (via unlively)

"You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one."

- Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via sassyfag)

Le Soir (detail) by Gabriel Ferrier (1847-1914)
oil on canvas, 1911

Le Soir (detail) by Gabriel Ferrier (1847-1914)

oil on canvas, 1911