*two hours before the purge*
white people: let’s go to the grocery store we’re out of mayonnaise
"I want alcohol so strong, that it burns your name out of my throat."
SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
"A good meal, a good talk, a good fuck — what better way to pass the day?"
people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people