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gingahhh:

*two hours before the purge*

white people: let’s go to the grocery store we’re out of mayonnaise

"I want alcohol so strong, that it burns your name out of my throat."

- it’s a sad life (via the-p3rks)

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

"A good meal, a good talk, a good fuck — what better way to pass the day?"

- Henry Miller, Quiet Days In Clichy (via araphaelx)

loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people